I Have A Dark Side And A Darker Side
*The live body is in between the two dead bodies which are hanging up in my closet in the basement... literally.
*I always forget to feed my pets (not a dog or cat person) then they always give me that look when I come home as if I was trying to kill them.
MY favorite!!!
*Your JEALOUS!!!? SO YOU TRY TO KILL HIM?!?!?
Me: Vehicular man slaughter...it isn't the same thing...anyway I was drunk...
Her: I know you JONATHAN you hate drinking...you poured the liquor on you before the cops came...
Me: He isn't dead ...I just don't think he can get it up anymore...(coughs and laughs at the same time)
Her: laughs just a little
*I always forget to feed my pets (not a dog or cat person) then they always give me that look when I come home as if I was trying to kill them.
MY favorite!!!
*Your JEALOUS!!!? SO YOU TRY TO KILL HIM?!?!?
Me: Vehicular man slaughter...it isn't the same thing...anyway I was drunk...
Her: I know you JONATHAN you hate drinking...you poured the liquor on you before the cops came...
Me: He isn't dead ...I just don't think he can get it up anymore...(coughs and laughs at the same time)
Her: laughs just a little
