I Hate My Life

The mta (meaning the mta buses) always start saying “ATTENTION ALL MTA CUSTOMERS: ASSAULTING A BUS DRIVER IS A FELONY” whenever I’m onboard an MTA bus because I have nobody and nobody wants me and I can’t help if nobody wants me...I know I’m ugly, but I can’t help being ugly...just because I’m not a Hindu from India and I’m not pretty and I don’t have a nice body.