I Wish I Was In a Great Relationship

Not anymore she's not with me. I was just home from work kickin back with a beer, and my habits here were usually the same. I opened the curtains wide to the setting sunlight. My room mate walked in later just as drained. Now his fiance showed up every night at midweek it was a regular thing. Just as he passed the front window the phone on the wall started to ring. The long coily cord on the handset allowed it to go anywhere someone sat. He said a few things asking who the fux this then he threw the hanset into my lap. And she was after him but he wasn't buying in, so I rapped to her a while and said. Call me again sometime and maybe some time you can stop in an sleep in my bed.

I know it sounded boring it got more interesting that was just the start of a very long story.