would you f*ck jeff bezos for a chance to go to the moon? [I Like Moonpies]

or would you f*ck jeff bezos so you DIDNT have to go to the moon? discuss

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Ambroseguy80 · 51-55, M

I would not f*ck him here or there
I would not f*ck him anywhere
Not for the moon, not with a spoon
Not with my c*ck, not with a sock
I would not, could not, with three lesbos
I would not, could not, f*ck Jeff Bezos

NCCindy · 36-40, F

@Ambroseguy80 How about on a boat, with a goat !!!

Ambroseguy80 · 51-55, M

@NCCindy not with a tube sock
Not with a moosec*ock

NCCindy · 36-40, F

@Ambroseguy80 I loved the book when I was a kid.

I'm crushed (not) to know that good old Dr. Suess was a racist !!!

Ambroseguy80 · 51-55, M

@NCCindy I think we both know that’s a crock in socks 🧦