Almost the wedding dayMy 20-year-old nephew’s. I was talking with my younger sister about styling my wig. “Wait. Why are you going to wear a wig?” my 14-year-old nephew asked. I said it’s because I want to blend in and because my dress looks better with long hair....See More »
Pomegranate arilsI used to caption phone calls for the hearing impaired. From a call center, we’d transcribe the calls remotely. One of the rules was that you don’t talk, you don’t say your own words, because you aren’t really part of the conversation. The purpose...See More »
What’s wrong with me ? [I Am Amused By Human Behavior]“ I’m crazy about you I’m very very very crazy about you “ That’s what he told me this morning ... Me? I felt horrified ! This amazing , beautiful man who has my heart is saying what I’ve been waiting to hear . But instead of joy , all I felt was...See More »
Not so random thoughts .. [I Am Amused By Human Behavior] Some friendships are like mounted butterflies . You know you are keeping a rotting corpse. I mean, there is only a big horrifying needle sticking out of the poor thing’s heart . And , it doesn’t move ! Hasn’t moved in a long time . You should...See More »
What is it about SW? [I Am Amused By Human Behavior]So many of us hate being here So many complain about all Kinds of unbearable people and ideas . So many of us end up broken hearted and leave , just to come back again . So many feel completely alone and unable to fit in . So, Why are we still...See More »
I’m not perfect [I Am Amused By Human Behavior]I had 3 total Divas at my house last night You know The ones that do the white glove test at your home and check your fridge .... The gathering was a success !!!!🎉🎉 My secret TEQUILLAAAAAA!!! I suggested it right off the bet as the least calories ,...See More »
Your job can change who you are .. [I Am Amused By Human Behavior]Sometimes I think, if it were not for where I work, I wouldn’t be so positive and thankful about my own life , after all I’ve been through ... For example , this is what I had to compare my Life with yesterday . 1) So far no allergies or weird...See More »
I am amused, easily amused.So anyway, there's that guy who posts endless pics of his "wife" which I'm 99% sure aren't anything to do with him but that's by the by. He really didn't like it when on his "Jenny wearing a Green Bikini" post, I replied with a pic of a generator...See More »
I Am AmusedApparently, Donald Trump called Prince Charles the Prince of Whales in a tweet 😆 https://metro.co.uk/2019/06/13/donald-trump-calls-prince-charles-prince-whales-9943996/
I Am Feeling Amused TodayMy girlfriend and I went out to grab a bite a few hours ago. There were these bunch of people looking at us weird. I don’t know whether they were judging us or actually in a trance because of our sheer beauty. I am willing to bet my money on the...See More »
I Am AmusedWhile you and dozens of others imbibe as you steep yourself in the cooling waters of the beach club pool, try not to pay attention to how no one seems to need to get out to go to the loo. This is the very reason I despise crowds and public places...See More »
I Am AmusedAnd when everything comes crashing down, guess who found their way back to me ? Not today sister 🤷🏻♀️
I Am Feeling Amused TodayWhat grown man (53) sleeps his life away by not doing a damn thing but smoking weed, drinking beer and barely working.. Where do they do that at? Please tell me
I Am Feeling Amused TodayI was up st 7:20am today because my moms boyfriend is worrying about a 22 year old woman man I tell you this shit is just funny and crazy
I Am AmusedAt an Asian store today. Me: “Do you sell honey?” Asian Lady: “Huh ? Me honey?” Me: “No. DO YOU SELL HONEY?” Her: “Wut honey?” Me: “HONEY FROM THE BEES!” Lady: “Oh u want buy chocolate?” 😫🤦🏻♀️
I Wasnt Amused At First But This Is AmusingSome stupidity once in a while is good for the soul. Random dude: “The roosters in my village gives birth to the biggest eggs.” Friend of mine: “How is that possible? Roosters are not girl chickens.” Me: “They all had an immaculate conception.”...See More »
I Am Amused By Human BehaviorDont give anyone the time of day who thinks ill of you. Smile and move on. Smile and move on. Your happiness pisses them off. 😘
I Am AmusedMy mother was just telling me the story of her extremely successful baby brother. He had the IQ below average, speaks very broken English, had the mentality of a 6 yr old and despised going to school as a child through to a young adult. On his first...See More »