I Have a Confession

answering a question today, reminded me of an incident some years back. i suffer from epilepsy ,and had to have a 48 hr, mobile EEG, 28 different colored wires attached to the scull, connected to a recording device on my waist, on the way home we had to stop for fuel, i went into the garage to pay, i had a hoodie on to hide the wires, the attendant screams take that hoodie off or get out, i removed it slowly, the shock look from the attendant was enough to make me smile,and not feel embarrassed, a young boy looked up at me and gasped he kept staring, so i said to him "resistance is futile, you will be assimilated" at this he ran crying and screaming out of the garage, i approached the counter and asked if they repaired plasma couplings, the young attendant backed off with a petrified look, and fled  through the staff door, leaving the other attendant in fits of laughter, and me with the knowledge, the rude boy will not stare at the misfortune of others, and the attendant will think twice before being rude and screaming at a customer. i left the garadge to pats on the back and an appolagie from the boys mum for him staring.