I Have a Confession
a woman approached me in a bar one knight and said, where have you been all my life. i replied for half of it i wasn't born, now **** off
56-60, M
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MommyGoneMad
lucy or lucky? cuz if you slap me i'm swingin back at you.
hardcor364 · 56-60, M
the title was the only bit i didn't check for a spelling mistake.. its 10 to 6 monday, Ive been up since 6am Saturday please don't take a swing, i am so tired the air in front of your fist would knock me over.
MommyGoneMad
you should work on being nicer when you're tired. and instead of being mean when someone hits on you, take it as a compliment ;) i won't hit you unless you deserve it.