How would you seduce me? 😁

I would crack your neck ~

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This is exactly why I wanna work in the film industry... imagine the lols during the outtakes lol x

Throw 20 dollar bills! Like 12 of them. And if you're not impressed. I'll pick them all back up and go by myself food.

I would seduce your mind first. It’s gonna be more than just physical. It’s going to be very mental. And memorable.

Well.. we know you like food.. so a great restaurant and dim lights eating and drinking a rare bottle of wine and talking until the close the place down.😇

With a deviously overly complex plan involving chocolate, fine dining, shopping, late night red wine and bold challenges ...

Let's see. Kiss you softly on your neck as I hold you in my arms. Then kiss you on your lips as I start to run my hands over your clothed body.

Get to know you over coffee, maybe a stroll along the beach, then a nice dinner somewhere.

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Lazy way, pizza and cologne samples I got for free cause I'm too broke. That and I might whisper a few foreign phrases.
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Ask you out on a date fir a nice dinnerGet to really know you.. and hopefully have you come home with me where I would give you a massage!

By cooking tagliatelle and meatballs for you wearing nothing but socks 🧦 😂🤷

fuck seducing you, let just hop straight into bed lol

I would kiss you so nicely that you will forget everything in the world. 🤣😂😋

Well, I’d hypnotize you and convince you I’m 43 instead of 63😂👍

Cooking your favourite meal and serving with delicious Italian wine

By knocking on your door and confront you for rent Money

Take you out and get you drunk in a Karaoke Bar!?

By making you pork cutlets and salad :P

I wouldn’t no offense lol

With french toast and pancakes

Popcorn and coke

😄 With chocolate

From the mind down.

Slowly.

I'd have to observe you for a bit before landing on a winning strategy.

Ask your boyfriend 🙃

you'll never have my hot body

Depends

Cant we just be friends😊

I would take you on an adventure. To some of the most fun and beautiful places close to where I live. There is a really small town in northern Idaho called Hope. The deer that live in Hope will eat food right out of your hands. Then the people will chase you cussing at you if they see you feeding the deer.. lol. It's a lot of fun. Then I would take you to see a part of the Berlin Wall encased in glass not far from there. Then I would take you to my friend's ranch, which lies on top of this mountain where you can see literally everything for miles and miles around and ride horses. Them I would take you to this small lake called Kelso lake, where the sun sets right on the water like no other place I've ever seen..Finally I would serenade you with my guitar by campfire light under the stars..

Brush your hair, crack your neck, listen to you sing, get you wine, all while you are on your bidet, lol