I Love Wine

When i was 15 i skipped school to stay home while my mom was at work. She had a big bottle of wine. She only had 1 glass of it. I drank half the bottle. After i was afraid id get introuble so i filled it up the rest of the way with water. The next night my mom poured herself another glass.

Me: 😶
My mom: 😚🍷
Me:😶
My mom: 😖 WHO PUT WATER IN HERE?....JESS!
Me:😶
My mom: you dumbass, now you ruined the wine. I cant even have none now🤣
Me: 😬

She thought it was so funny i didnt get introuble. Yay