Asking important questions here.. [I Love Seafood]

In the movie Splash the mermaid turns into a human so in that case she would be all turf and no surf. But then she magically turns back into a mermaid when she gets wet so in conclusion 80s hollywood writers did a lot of coke.

I mean would you really want the other half if it’s technically cannibalism?

this reminds me of an old joke. and the punchline is 'well, how about a little head?'

Geez, I thought I had weird thoughts.

I've always wanted to [i]eat[/i] a mermaid

Now that’s a thinker of a question!
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oh my gosh that's morbid XD

Yuck 🙄