I understand employers want you to lie and give them some fake in depth reason. But we all know the real answer, it’s because we need money. So why waste time and ask this? I lie through 90% of the interview. The trick is to just keep in mind about what they want to hear, and customize it a bit to your personality. 3/3 jobs I interviewed for, I got 👍 just remember, lie. Lie like your life depends on it.
Just say - [b]because I believe that I would be a great asset to the company. - [/b][c=#666666]and when you are not looking I am going to steal office supplies like there is no tomorrow[/c]
So tell me about yourself What made you pick AssJack Inc. ? Where do you see yourself in 5 years ? What are your hobbies ? What experience to you have in handling customers ?
@SooperSarah I always follow up with - Dear Mr. Lampshade , I am just following up on my interview that I had 3 days ago and was wondering if you have made a decision on the position. Because I do believe that I would be a perfect fit on your team. Thanks for reading this................ You dickhead.
