One of the worst books I have read. Review: Let me tell you I was bitterly disappointed to learn that this book, is in fact, an instructional guide to the profitable husbandry of ducks as a craft. There is not one sliver of insight about holding ducks accountable for their crimes...See More »
Armed and ready for any emergency .. If Your Property Needs Securing, You Cannot Go Wrong With: Guard-Your-Heinie LTD - 24hr security. Hourly rate: £100 - Standard. £150 - If you watch. £175 - If you help. £200 - If you tell us how to do our job. Rave Reviews: " Fottuto idiota!- A...See More »
Duck philosophy. A Duck is walking down the sidewalk and stops at the door of a tavern. The Duck asks the bartender: "Do you have any duck food?" The bartender replies: "Nope, there is no duck food here." The Duck waddles off. The Duck returns the next day and...See More »
Did you ever feel like the ugly duckling? Me, as tiny duckling all feathers all stubby and brown. And Me, today. Beautiful, magical me, giving the drakes a run for their money ..
This is a terrible way for one duck to treat another! The Aflac duck took offence at me refusing his insurance.
Two blondes decide to go duck hunting ... Neither one of them has ever been duck hunting before and after several hours they still haven't bagged any. One hunter looks at the other and says "I just don't undertand it. Why aren't we getting any ducks?" Her friend says "I keep telling you, I...See More »
Belly Button Magic Oh my beloved belly button The squidgy ring in my midriff mutton, Your mystery is such tricky stuff Why are you so full of fluff? By Richard Leavesley. Yes, I have a lot of fluff.