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One that doesn't require any brains, skill, or talent. Mindless work would work best for me, I believe. 🧟‍♀️
+ 5 36 replies 31 views Aug 1, 2020 |
JollyJames25 · 22-25, M
Work for a local government or in the schools system. 😏
Adie369 · 31-35, F
[@1018065,JollyJames25] how come
[@1058884,Adie369] The zombie virus is spread through messages, ya know.
Adie369 · 31-35, F
[@1018065,JollyJames25] what is your oppion on parents smacking
BettyBeez · F
You could apply at mine
BettyBeez · F
[@1125885,ZombV] unless brains are being eaten
[@1055099,BettyBeez] Only the more interesting brains anyway.
BettyBeez · F
[@1125885,ZombV] Dunno if there’s any of those left
Run for president of the United States..
The current occupant of the oval office has an identical skill set.
Have you considered running for government?
[@1109406,FairyGirlGemma] I actually had. I mean, some of them get paid a lot to do nothing. Sounded like a good deal for about five minutes.
[@1125885,ZombV] Here in the UK you get £80k a year plus expenses and a second home as an MP. Money for nothing!
MarineBob · 51-55, M
So you're going into politics
CereBellum · 46-50, F
A person who posses for artists that are taking classes in human anatomy.
Eternity · 22-25, M
Go work at the dmv or city hall.

Any public sector job is basically a body job. Only have to be present from the neck down.
smiler2012 · 56-60, M
zombv well fair enough each to there own i think you will not find one with those attributes very easily
Teachocolate · 46-50, F
I was hired for a few hours and only one day years ago to smile and greet wedding guests at the entrance(just for an exp).A big wedding with a few hundreds ppl.I was smiling like silly and said welcome to Mr and Mrs wedding ..even to the groom hahahaha and he and his whole brides men couldn’t stop laughing saying hey it’s me again..don’t you see the huge picture there😂
[@17685,Teachocolate] There must be something out there a zombie can do. 🤔
Teachocolate · 46-50, F
[@1125885,ZombV] Hey you can be one of the zombies in the movie,you just need to act like zombie 😆
Teachocolate · 46-50, F
[@17685,Teachocolate] 😆
ShadowDancer · 36-40, M
They'll replace you with a robot
[@9804,ShadowDancer] Damn. You're right.

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