I Love Football

One man was going to die and he called his best fiend:
- Mate, I have to ask you a last favor.
- Sure my friend! Whatever you want!
- I want you to write myself as a supporter of Real Madrid.
- Why would you do that? You have been a Valencia CF fan all your life!
- That's the point. If somebody has to die... I prefer him to be a Real Madrid supporter!