Your titles can lick my balls! [I Am Weird]

With all this commotion over a simple dark mode i get the sense that if you left a bunch of random SWeeps in a locked closet overnight with nothing to eat but a wheel of cheese by the time you open the closet in the morning all you'd find would be one SWeep covered in blood licking remnants of cheese off a waxy rind. You people are idiots!