I Am Weird

Me: something bite my finger last night.
My roommate: oh no.
Me: what if it's a spider?
Roommate: please don't go over there.
Me: what if it's a radioactive spider?
Roommate: okay, you're over there.
Me: and I got superpower from the bite? I am a spider woman! I can save the world!!!
Roommate: that's it! I'm changing the room.