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My hope is researchers are currently working on a cure for whatever terrible disease I'm getting right now....

It is my sincere hope that researchers are currently working on a cure for whatever terrible disease I'm getting right now.

I’m just going to optimistically anticipate that by the time the chronic ailment I’m currently developing fully progresses, a team of dedicated researchers working around the clock in a lab somewhere will have found a cure.

I'm really counting on scientists to invent a pill, vaccine, patch, or other medical solution in the coming years to prevent people from contracting whatever horrific, life-threatening disease you eventually get from drinking 60 or more ounces of Diet Coke each day.

It makes sense because medicine is already so advanced that in 15 to 20 years, when I finally experience the full onset of whatever the hell freaky illness is slowly gestating inside of me with each sugar-free can of this shit, there’s bound to be at least one cure. And I hope they start working on it soon, too, because I’m not feeling so great.
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Hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😋😂
Some1Else · M
@MightyMe: Thanks
SW-User
@Some1Else: thanks for ba😊

Squizz5 · 51-55, M
It has Aspartme in it, it's not good for us, I convinced my mom to stop drinking it and her joints aren't as inflamed now
Scribbles · 36-40, F
@Squizz5 I convinced my mother not to drink it either...it's also connected to heightening the risk for depression and/or making existing cond. worse...since Aspartme can cause nerve damage.
SW-User
I could not keep a straight face reading this. Lol
Scribbles · 36-40, F
😂 Nice post.
I'm waiting for the cure for whatever Cheetos is going to give me.
Some1Else · M
@Scribbles Orange Lips
Scribbles · 36-40, F
@Some1Else and Orange fingertips too!
Peaches · F
They clean toilet bowls with that stuff ya know?!🚽😱
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Some1Else · M
Nah!!

Hard work in too hard.

I'll just pin my hopes on sciencey medical mumbo-jumbo unless someone that water flavoring crap more satisfying!
1 (or even up to 12) Drops of "MIO" per 16 ounces of water surely isnt doing it!

 
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