I thought I was going crazy the other day

Then I started my period the next day, hahaha. I'll stab you.

Malchya · M

My fiance four days ago: "I love you so much! I'll kill you in your sleep if you don't stop that! Can we get ice cream? What do you mean you're at work and I have to wait until you get off? Die, fucker, I want ice cream now! God, I love you! Never leave me! Go the FUCK away".....

MyNameIsHurl · 41-45, F

She sounds so awesome.

Malchya · M

She is.

AnukBinary · M

Haha.. I'm laughing at the I'll stab you. Wait jus kidding I really ment nice shoes. *backs away slowly*😂

MyNameIsHurl · 41-45, F

😀

saintsong · 41-45, F

take two mydol, 1 antipsychotic and call me in the morning!

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MyNameIsHurl · 41-45, F

Yeah but I don't think that would be appropriate 😱

saintsong · 41-45, F

@MyNameIsHurl: well, you gotta keep your shirt on lol! He's the go to guy for massage, he even gives his twin brother massage, he wants to get into it professionally.