I want to become a prostitute because the police and the district attorney put me out of a job because I wrote an online threat. Ideas?

I wrote an online threat because I wanted the law to investigate my so-called mother who is threatening my life. She has her boyfriend‘s family who have listening devices pointed at the house I live in with my so called Mother because my so called Mother stole my parents’ keys from them and jeopardized my whole life. I hope when I become a prostitute and I lose weight the police would want to sleep with me so I can get them in the trouble just the way they jeopardized my life and put me out of a job because they hate me...I don’t want to work at a fast food place, I just want my Home Health Aide job back because taking care of people is a passion of mine since because of my so called Mother, I never got to fulfill my All American Dream in becoming a Doctor because my so called Mother whom is a Hindu from India hated me for being Indo Guyanese.