Has any thing ever been inserted into your butt?

No, and I plan on keeping it that way

Yes.

Fingers for prostate exam... I can't recommend it.. :/

(except for health reasons, and even then, there are blood tests that do the same job)

Just the pain from repeatedly being forced to endure stupid questions like this one.

it used to be the only reliable means for taking infant temp, so probably.

Endoscope for a colonoscopy. But as a rule my butt is exit only.

Suppository, yes.

I have had a colonoscopy

Girlfriends finger 🤫

A stick.

Yes

Yes