Should I ever end up with AIDS, I want the news delivered to me just like this.

@SW-User Yeah the chances I'll get AIDS are extremely slim considering I don't like having sex and I don't use heroin.

@BlueMetalChick don't worry, hot girls like urself always get aids "without having sex'. My catholic friends all got pregnant that way. True story. They "totally" never sinned.

@SW-User Well considering I hate sex, yeah, I don't think that's gonna hapen.