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I Love Funny Quotes [I Love Quotes]

FUNNY ONE LINERS

100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?

99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

All generalizations are false, including this one.

All men are idiots, and I married their King.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Always try to be modest and be proud of it!

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Diplomacy is the art of saying good doggie while looking for a bigger stick.

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me alone.

Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
sighmeupforthat · 46-50, M
100K sperm? gee, what? was he castrated?
SW-User
Lol

 
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