I Love Funny Quotes [I Love Quotes]
FUNNY ONE LINERS
100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
All generalizations are false, including this one.
All men are idiots, and I married their King.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Always try to be modest and be proud of it!
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Diplomacy is the art of saying good doggie while looking for a bigger stick.
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me alone.
Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
All generalizations are false, including this one.
All men are idiots, and I married their King.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Always try to be modest and be proud of it!
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Diplomacy is the art of saying good doggie while looking for a bigger stick.
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me alone.
Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.