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Life is not a fairy tale.
If you lose your shoe at midnight,


you are drunk.
No self respecting woman shacks up with seven single guys, while waiting for Mr. Right.
Italianlover · 61-69, M
Oh so true. Oh and if you lost your virginity, DONT EXPECT TO FIND IT!
Iccykate · 26-30, F
@Italianlover wth😂
IWasCallingYaLarry · 26-30, M
I know some, too. "Secrets are like herpes. If you got 'em, may as well spread 'em around." "A good deed is like pissing yourself in dark pants. A good feeling, but nobody notices."
IWasCallingYaLarry · 26-30, M
@Iccykate maybe it was me. Not sure lol. I'm sure I'm not the first one to say it. How are you btw?
Iccykate · 26-30, F
@IWasCallingYaLarry good
And you
IWasCallingYaLarry · 26-30, M
@Iccykate I could be doing better. You can message me if you want.
and no pumpkin will take you safely back home.
Iccykate · 26-30, F
@EarthlingWise hell yeahh😂
Viper · M
Lol yeah or running from something that scared you
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Kevin19 · 22-25, M
Fact check: true AF

 
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