I Drank Alcohol Before I Was 21

Way Young Too, Apparently... According to my parents, it went down like this...

I was 6 months old and we were living in a camper van near L.A. They were teething me with a pacifier dipped in Southern Comfort to numb the gums and help me with the pain. Well, one day we were at the beach, and since I was asleep in my car seat they decided to take a walk along the beach and watch the sunset. While they were out I woke up, unbuckled myself from the seat, unlocked both a hook lock and a dead bolt lock on the cabinet, reached into the back of the top shelf without disturbing anything else in there and grabbed the Southern Comfort bottle (just a lil airline bottle of it). I then unscrewed the cap and drank most of it and spilled a lot on me too.

When they got back about half an hour after they had left, they found a very happy baby grinning from ear to ear :-D