I Blonde-jokes
A blonde boards a flight to Houston and takes a seat in first class. A stewardess approaches her and says, "I'm sorry, you did not purchase a first class ticket, you'll have to get up and move to a seat in coach."
The blonde looks at her and says, "I'm blonde and I'm beautiful and I'm going to Houston."
The stewardess tries again to reason with the blonde to no avail so she calls over the steward to speak to her. The steward comes over and tries to explain to the blonde, "People who sit in first class pay extra for their seats. You did not buy or pay extra to sit in first class, so you will have to change your seat."
The blonde again states, "I'm blonde and I'm beautiful and I'm going to Houston."
The steward then contacts the pilot and explains the situation. The pilot says, "Don't worry, I speak blonde, my wife is a blonde. I'll go speak to her."
The pilot approaches the blonde passenger and tells her that this is the first class section and that she will have to change her seat.
Once again the blonde says, "I'm blonde and I'm beautiful and I'm going to Houston."
The pilot then bent over and whispered something to the blonde. The blonde immediately arose from her seat and headed for coach to find another seat.
The steward and stewardess watched in awe and then turned to the pilot and asked, "What did you tell her that made her just get up and change seats?"
The pilot smiled and said, "I simply told her that first class doesn't stop in Houston."
The blonde looks at her and says, "I'm blonde and I'm beautiful and I'm going to Houston."
The stewardess tries again to reason with the blonde to no avail so she calls over the steward to speak to her. The steward comes over and tries to explain to the blonde, "People who sit in first class pay extra for their seats. You did not buy or pay extra to sit in first class, so you will have to change your seat."
The blonde again states, "I'm blonde and I'm beautiful and I'm going to Houston."
The steward then contacts the pilot and explains the situation. The pilot says, "Don't worry, I speak blonde, my wife is a blonde. I'll go speak to her."
The pilot approaches the blonde passenger and tells her that this is the first class section and that she will have to change her seat.
Once again the blonde says, "I'm blonde and I'm beautiful and I'm going to Houston."
The pilot then bent over and whispered something to the blonde. The blonde immediately arose from her seat and headed for coach to find another seat.
The steward and stewardess watched in awe and then turned to the pilot and asked, "What did you tell her that made her just get up and change seats?"
The pilot smiled and said, "I simply told her that first class doesn't stop in Houston."
