What’s your latest dastardly plan?

I'm going to buy the Faroe Isles and evict everyone. Just need to raise a few Krone

Figuring out how to walk a hump without my back falling apart ✌🏻

spikes in the road

I’m gonna get a tattoo of Lesley Gore’s head with “It’s My Party And I’ll Cry If I Want To” around it

I don’t have step 2 worked out quite yet

Determining the chances of finding a Chase Bank branch or a Starbucks Coffee on any corner in America.

Send "DastardlyBard," in to do the job!

Learning how to do a handstand! 😡

Blame it all on the new guy

To assert my independence.

Waste as much time as I can

To hibernate.

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It involves nachos