Lmao! Oh god. They're both delusional. 😄

For some reason that reminds me of a joke, you have probably heard it before. I'm not much of a joke teller and this is from memory, but it goes something like a deaf couple realized that at night they had trouble communicating whether they wanted to have sex or not, since it was so dark and they couldn't see sign language. The husband decided on a great idea, he told his wife that if he is in the mood he will squeeze her right breast, and if he wasn't he would squeeze her left, and if she was in he mood she should stroke him one time, and if she wasn't she should stroke him 100 times.

Lol...funny but also cute

A little while to get there but the payoff delivered. :)