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90 Year Old Man
A 90 year old man said to this doctor, "I have never felt better. I have an 18 year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?
The doctor consider the question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and he never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the creek he saw a beaver sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went 'bang bang' and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?"
The 90 year old said, "I'd say somebody else shot the beaver."
The doctor replied, My point exactly."
A 90 year old man said to this doctor, "I have never felt better. I have an 18 year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?
The doctor consider the question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and he never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the creek he saw a beaver sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went 'bang bang' and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?"
The 90 year old said, "I'd say somebody else shot the beaver."
The doctor replied, My point exactly."
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