I M Addicted To My Smartphone
Hello from your Smartphone!
You hold me with both hands ever so gently.
You ensure that I am always with you.
If I fall you make sure I am not injured.
I always have your undivided attention.
You get upset if others disturb our time together.
U never leave home without me.
U never forget me in a taxi.
Or anywhere else.
If you don’t know where I am for a single minute, you panic.
When u eat, I'm beside u.
When u r on the toilet, I'm with u.
When u sleep, I am by ur pillow.
When I scream u rush and pick me up.
When I am low you re-energize me.
You decorate me with pretty clothing.
Every month you set aside money for me .
You upgrade me as soon as there’s something new out there for me .
When you are bored you find me interesting.
When you are sad I bring a smile to your face.
When you come home from work I am your priority.
You spend more time with me than with your family.
But don’t forget!
I couldn’t care less if you didn’t do any of the above because I have no feelings for you.
I don’t love you.
Your family does!
You hold me with both hands ever so gently.
You ensure that I am always with you.
If I fall you make sure I am not injured.
I always have your undivided attention.
You get upset if others disturb our time together.
U never leave home without me.
U never forget me in a taxi.
Or anywhere else.
If you don’t know where I am for a single minute, you panic.
When u eat, I'm beside u.
When u r on the toilet, I'm with u.
When u sleep, I am by ur pillow.
When I scream u rush and pick me up.
When I am low you re-energize me.
You decorate me with pretty clothing.
Every month you set aside money for me .
You upgrade me as soon as there’s something new out there for me .
When you are bored you find me interesting.
When you are sad I bring a smile to your face.
When you come home from work I am your priority.
You spend more time with me than with your family.
But don’t forget!
I couldn’t care less if you didn’t do any of the above because I have no feelings for you.
I don’t love you.
Your family does!