I Need a Vacation

I mean a real vacation, like several weeks. And with no people, or the one(s) I choose for a change. A cabin, nature (green, trees, not too hot), swimming, fishing (I can learn), a garden with veggies to grow, and to take care of as an invitee (I don't mind). A fireplace, watching DVDs with chocolate pop corn. Cats and dogs are a plus. I'd be good with no internet, not without an emergency phone line though.