Complete this short story: I woke up in a distant planet. (Continue)

Came straight home, no atmosphere!!

I didn't know why I was here, or even how I got here. Had a gut feeling I wouldn't like the answers to the questions. Ever realised how disconcerting it is to wake up to an unfamiliar sky? No? Well me neither. Not until then anyway.

...And they were having a civil war. I joined a side and took my place on the battle field. I became the bravest warrior of my people and they spoke my name for centuries.

...And realized I was just on a trip , but didn’t plan it .
I pinched myself till I screamed and woke up from the dream and hoped this wouldn’t become a habit .

🤷🏻‍♀️

I woke up in a distant planet and I decided to sleep again. I will deal with the trouble later.

and immediately died due to atmospheric conditions ill-suited to human life.

... as a baby... and later realized that I had survived my death on another world.

And it was full of dommy girls and I lived happily ever after. The end.

Then met a talking horse and he said to me (continue)

Where I couldn't grow potatoes and coffee beans. 😐

Damn, I hope this flying saucer will start again.

And then I fell back asleep.

The end.

And called for an Uber back home