Britify this post.

I see it's already colonized the plate

Britannia rules the plates...

That Union Flag is upside down, the broad white stripe should be top left or right, not bottom

Oops, you baked it again 😱

Some nice oxide daisies in the background

Rule Britannia, Britannia Rules the cake!!

tea

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Tip top!

I'll just ring the bell for the butler, he'll be along in a jiffy with some tiny forks so we can partake of this spiffing cake.

Pip pip cheerio I just won the great British bake off with this cake. The colonies could never.

What ho!Jeeves,bring me my slippers.

[center][big]Queen Elizabeth The Second at Horse Guards.[/big][/center]

Bloody brilliant, innit?

Where's the tea dear?

Cake is 😌

I say! Cake, brilliant!

Scones

"pssst... The red comes from the actual blood of oppressed nations."

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The UK flag never looked this good 🤤

I've made tea!