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I Hate Pretentious People

There was this one time back on EP when the question of the day was "How do you handle people making rumors and talking about you behind your back?" This dude posted an answer that said something along the lines of this:
[quote]Crows are very eager to taste many kinds of gross things like garbage, raw sewage,
and dead animals. Swans however will only feed on the sweet nectar from the inner whorl of the lotus flower. I'm a swan while others are crows.[/quote]
I guess the point was supposed to be something like "I don't have to pay attention to people saying negative shit because I know I'm so much better" and you can say what you might about that. But the reason it made me so angry is because that's not even fücking true; swans don't feed exclusively on lotus nectar, they don't even drink nectar at all. Swans eat fish, frogs, worms, mussels, and all kinds of pond and river vegetation like algae and river grass and kelp. What a pretentious shǐthead you are, trying to use birds for a poorly constructed analogy of social interaction, when you don't even know that your own comparison makes no sense.
SW-User
Fucking hell. I don't even know that guy and I despise him now.
BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F
@SW-User LMAO I SAY THIS ABOUT PEOPLE ALL THE TIME 😂😂😂
SW-User
@BlueMetalChick ME TOO XD
DanielChristensen · 46-50, M
But the cow jumped over the moon as an illustration of how I'm overweight but don't make me get froggy wit chu
BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F
SW-User
Poor analogies seem to be popular with that crowd....
BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F
@SW-User Oh hey, PatheticClown is back :D I missed you.
SW-User
@BlueMetalChick Hey you person with the strange eyes!
BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F
@SW-User You remembered that about me 💙 You're sweet.
Fangirlsarah1996 · 26-30, F
Poor analogies and an ego the size of Pluto...he sounds moderately annoying.
BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F
😂 He didn't count on someone that knew the truth reading his spew.
BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F
@SomeLikeItHot Exactly lmao
SW-User
What the hell rationale is that! LOL
BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F
@SW-User Just another rube looking for attention.
SW-User
@BlueMetalChick sounds similar to the other person you were telling me about. good gosh
okaybut · 56-60, M
The guy is a fucking idiot.
BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F
@okaybut Apparently XD
DontMindMe · 31-35, M
This feels kinda.....
BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F
@DontMindMe Kinda...?
SailorMarz · F
You make me laugh
BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F
@SailorMarz Sometimes the way I say things makes people laugh more than the things I'm saying themselves.
Zonuss · 41-45, M
Well said. If you are negative then you will get negative things. If you are positive, then the negative will not want to be around you for long.
BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F
@Zonuss Hug?

 
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