I Would Share My Last Cookie With You

Back in high school, there was a chick I liked. I got some Famous Amos from the vending machine and told her that I'd give her a cookie if she would go out with me. She replied,

[i]Sorry, I'm on a diet for a swimsuit competition next weekend[/i]

So I took out a cookie in front of her and slowly ate the cookie, maintaining eye contact throughout.