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Alexia 路 26-30, F
I hope not because that would explain why I didnt get presents lol
Amyrakunejo 路 F
All I know is that there's one 'Santa' who would rather have a [i][b]beer[/b][/i], than cookies and milk, lolz
(sourced from Calvin and Hobbes)
(sourced from Calvin and Hobbes)
siranul 路 F
Don't know if he does, but I sure do lol quite a lot
SW-User
@siranul If he's smart, he would for sure haha
Viper 路 M
Amazon Prime stole their system from Santa 馃巺馃巵 and the elves.
Definitely!
Waterfall52 路 46-50, M
Yes he does use prime, and all his elves drive white vans and can't be assed where they leave the package
MrFinch 路 M
If he wants to save on postage! And why not make use of the Amazon elves?
SW-User
Yes... it saves money and he's got too many locations for one night (otherwise)
SW-User
Yes he has a large account there and never has to pay for delivery
KentuckyWildcats 路 M
If he does it's a good way to ask for toys, discreetly.
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Justafantasy 路 M
I'll have to ask the one referred to as grandma, she seems to know
JonathanSJ 路 31-35, M
Santa may be using but he would give you only socks, not Amazon prime.
Mahesh 路 M
Hellow dear please ,say Hi, to my message. I love to chat
Thespis 路 M
Amazon Prime get's me things in 2 hours, Santa takes 365 days.
JohnOinger 路 41-45, M
@SW-User So what do you think of Jason Momoa & Would You Do Him
Of course how else would he get all that shit done.
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Santa is asking, "Do you have netflix?"
MrAverage1965 路 61-69, M
No he has a better way to avoid the traffic
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Pretzel 路 61-69, M
with free two day delivery? of course he does
Yes, i get him all the stuff.
Tukudo 路 41-45, M
No, Amazon Prime using Santa!馃榾
Tukudo 路 41-45, M
Ohh is Santa coming on Streaming?馃榾
SW-User
He certainly should! Lol
rfhh1959 路 61-69, M
Perhaps this year
SW-User
Can we chat? lol
Elevatorpitches 路 F
Nope. He's a Socialist.
bluemachine 路 26-30, M
He does can confirm!
dale74 路 M
Santa is Jeff Bezos
Montanaman 路 M
Next day delivery!馃憤馃巺
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Of course 馃憤馃憤
Bklynbadboy12 路 31-35, M
Yes he does
JohnOinger 路 41-45, M
Maybe
SW-User
Yes. lol
Huckleberry42 路 41-45, M
Right?
BigGuy2 路 26-30, M
Only sends 'naughty kids' presents through Amazon, so hit & miss as to whether they'll get presents at all 馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ
BigGuy2 路 26-30, M
Probably 馃お
SageWanderer 路 70-79, M
He is this year!馃巺馃徏
yeronlyman 路 51-55, M
When you have kids you鈥檒l know never to say that out loud 馃槵
Mikemcneil 路 61-69, M
Santa doesn't allow returns.
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@Mikemcneil Crafty one he is
Mikemcneil 路 61-69, M
@SW-User years of practice
PhoenixPhail 路 M
I don't know why not. Everyone else does.
SW-User
No bloody choice nowadays
AmericanBroad 路 31-35, FVIP
He should 馃槀