Does Santa use Amazon Prime?

I hope not because that would explain why I didnt get presents lol

All I know is that there's one 'Santa' who would rather have a [i][b]beer[/b][/i], than cookies and milk, lolz
(sourced from Calvin and Hobbes)

Don't know if he does, but I sure do lol quite a lot

Amazon Prime stole their system from Santa 🎅🎁 and the elves.

Definitely!

Yes he does use prime, and all his elves drive white vans and can't be assed where they leave the package

If he wants to save on postage! And why not make use of the Amazon elves?

Yes... it saves money and he's got too many locations for one night (otherwise)

Yes he has a large account there and never has to pay for delivery

If he does it's a good way to ask for toys, discreetly.

I'll have to ask the one referred to as grandma, she seems to know

Santa may be using but he would give you only socks, not Amazon prime.

Hellow dear please ,say Hi, to my message. I love to chat

Amazon Prime get's me things in 2 hours, Santa takes 365 days.

@SW-User So what do you think of Jason Momoa & Would You Do Him

Of course how else would he get all that shit done.

Santa is asking, "Do you have netflix?"

No he has a better way to avoid the traffic

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with free two day delivery? of course he does

Yes, i get him all the stuff.

No, Amazon Prime using Santa!😀

Ohh is Santa coming on Streaming?😀

He certainly should! Lol

Perhaps this year

Can we chat? lol

Nope. He's a Socialist.

He does can confirm!

Santa is Jeff Bezos

Next day delivery!👍🎅

Of course 👍👍

Yes he does

Maybe

Yes. lol

Right?

Only sends 'naughty kids' presents through Amazon, so hit & miss as to whether they'll get presents at all 🤣🤣🤣

Probably 🤪

He is this year!🎅🏼

When you have kids you’ll know never to say that out loud 😬

Santa doesn't allow returns.

I don't know why not. Everyone else does.

No bloody choice nowadays

He should 😂