I Can, But First, Let Me Take A Selfie

Pfft, obviously fake. Look at that speaker. That's just ridiculous.

I hope you know the 3/4 backwards xengdalorian hopscotch position, it's my favourite

I can always spot a white person that eats surfs. When the blue skin pigments of the Smurf react to the white skin it makes them green. You and others like you are the reason surfs are on the endangered species list.

Let me guess! You're not really bad, you're just drawn that way...

You're looking a little green, you feeling ok?

Where the heck is your nose?

A little over dressed aren't you? 😉

Too skinny for me...lol!

Your prettier in person.☺

I like your hair!

Smooth green skin

Wow love the swimsuit

Kewl bish