Will burger king's 10 piece chicken nugget for a dollar kill you?

Probably. If McDonalds was recently caught with only 50% chicken in their nuggets, you can imagine how little chicken is in BK's nuggets. It's probably mostly floor scrapings.

properly cost you more in toilet rolls for the aftermath of consuming them

you can at least go to the BK's and go "I'll buy that for a dollar!!". If you don't know what i'm talking about you need to see Robocop (original one) again.

No, but those did give me heartburn once, so you know they try

No I don't think so, but, they are like Noah's ark they have both types of every species of animal on Earth in them. lol

Yes, there is a scorpion in the box too.

Get some for me.

If they don't have any health issues or eat it all the time then I wouldn't worry in the slightest XD

Are they rigging nuggets to explode now?

Unless you have a cast iron guts I wouldn't touch it.

probably not

I dont think so.

No