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I got these lovely grapes for my wife

[image deleted]She screamed and said they looked like frostbitten toes.

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summersongF
I鈥檓 sure they鈥檙e delicious but she鈥檚 not wrong 馃槕
CountScrofula41-45, M
@summersong She is. I think they look like dicknipples.
summersongF
@CountScrofula you know I can鈥檛 unsee that 馃ぃ
They look like a bunch of circumcisions gone wrong! 馃槺
Straylight31-35, F
@Vivaci They鈥檙e not supposed to cut that much!
SW-User
@Straylight Depends on who is in charge.
馃槶 poor middle schoolers @Straylight
Straylight31-35, F
Those are grapes? Are you from a parallel dimension?
SW-User
@Straylight Yes. Canada.
CountScrofula41-45, M
@Straylight Yeah they're called sapphire grapes.
DarkSideoftheMoon31-35, F
I've had those before. They're actually pretty tasty
CountScrofula41-45, M
@DarkSideoftheMoon They taste like... well, grapes. Totally fine.
They look like dates Fresh dates not dry
MissTaken36-40, F
They look more like dates 馃檪
SW-User
I鈥檝e had those before but they didn鈥檛 look quite like that
They鈥檙e pretty good though
whowasthatmaskedman70-79, M
Those grapes for your wife? Seems like a fair swap..馃樂
CountScrofula41-45, M
@whowasthatmaskedman She protested but I've got these grapes now.
SW-User
She is right
Eddiesolds61-69, M
They really dont look that nice. I've never seen a grape looking like that.
Ambroseguy8051-55, M
Do they scream when you bite them off?
Oh, yikes ! They do ! 馃槺
SkeetSkeet100+, F
Those are goooood
MethDozerM
They look like little eggplants.


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