Have you ever been attacked with a creamy bakery product?

This is a horrible thing to admit...😞
I used to be a baker. Customers that were regulars, but had a shitty attitude, would get a jelly donut that had pump holes on two sides.
When they bit into it, they would get a jelly mess in their lap.
I was young.😩

I wanna look up that funny stooges video now

The other way around worked better

I once killed a man with a jelly donut.

My horn approves