Have you ever had to endure someone’s gross table manners?

Grandma never really learned what's appropriate topics at the dinner table, and what's not.

During one visit there, she and grandpa were eating sheeps heads (normal thing where im from) and she ate they eye, making loud slurping noices. All while talking about bowel movements, flatulence and uhm.. terrible wounds. Like, using the worst possible words there is to use about those subjects.

I was so grossed out, I couldn't stop laughing for about 2,5 hours.

I got caught licking my plate once. 🙂

And another time at the company Christmas party I decided to help clean up by finishing the tables unempty liquor drinks while singing the clean up song. I think it must have been six or eight drinks. One I thought was rum and coke because it had to be 8oz full but it was straight whisky. It's ok because most of it came shooting back out of my nose.

I have children. So, multiple times a day.

Yes lol. One of my sisters chews with her mouth open

Yeah once at our company Christmas party and some dude threw his rib bone down the table in another dudes plate. Our boss had the most horrified look on his face. 😂😂

The best friend of my late fiancee's son. He held his utensils like a toddler would and eat worse than one, all sloppy and shit, and he was over 21 😳

Yes, but not for long: I was her boss and politely told her to stop. Loud chewing and with mouth open is disgusting.

My sister in law, she really ought to eat in the barn and not at the table.

My son in law. I want to throw up every time I have to eat with him. He sucks his fingers for everything. I toss him 50 napkins and he still licks them.

If this happens to you, swallow your bite of food.
Drink your drink to cleanse you pallete.
Aand stare into nothingness for 30 sec.
It won’t stop Mr. Piggy but it will help reboot your brain.

Yes. I HATE when people smack their lips. It's disgusting.

I had to close my ears. I hate smacking noises.

Yes.. way too often!

just my own.