would you like some tea and toast?

Very kind offer, thank you, but I think I’m going to have coffee and a blueberry muffin instead:)

Aye yes please,can I dip my toast in my tea though?

How very civilised. Thankyou, milk no sugar.

Yes please

Always.

Yes please. A large mug of black tea no sugar, with more than a dash of scotch.

Thank u im eating a nutty buddy and mt dew