Do you like maraschino cherries?

A: Best with whiskey and sweet vermouth after they've been shaken with ice and stained into a glass.

I know they're just the soulless husk of a cherry bleached and pumped with corn syrup and FD&C Red 40 but I love them.

Masochistic cherries? Sure 😂

Yes

Yes, but what are they actually?

I am addicted to them 😁

Yes. Especially in a Manhattan. 👌

On an ice cream sundae, yes

I don't like cherries.

Even with them being non nutritious I do love them in a Shirley Temple