How would you get revenge if someone is stealing your lunch at work?

Since we have plenty to spare here in Florida and has worked for us, get four cockroaches and put one in each corner, assuming square bread. Hide them in a generous layer of something like tuna salad in case they check first.

Mix laxatives in the lunch

Those sound good. I knew a woman who got tired of someone stealing her snacks out of her desk drawer so she made a big batch of fudge brownies with icing and added some grated Ex-Lax to the icing. She put them in her desk drawer. The woman who did it called in sick the next day, said she had a stomach virus. But no more snacks stolen.

Exlax brownies.

Hmm, that's a really tough one, I'm not big on tainting the food, but it's my lunch.

Just add a solid dose of laxative to everything

Sabotage the lunch somehow

I would dump a glass of water on them

Make sure you get that on camera. 😉

I’d put a laxative in something 🤭. Lol

Poison your lunch.

That's not mayo-naise