Have you had your daily intake of microplastics yet ?

Bad day had some home grown veg and healthy crap, but then thankfully have just eaten a bag of crisps so fingers crossed

I would imagine I have.

I'm trying to substitute them with microspiders, but it turns out they're all full of microplastics!

oh and food grade explosives too... which i'll have more when it's done chilling.

and then liquid plastics.