I Still Get My Bum Smacked
It's quite warm today so I was just floating around making a cup of tea in my T-shirt and knickers when my stepmum gave me a smart smack on the behind which made me squeal and clutch my rear. "For goodness sake girl, get some pants on! The window cleaner's here!" she said. So I beat it upstairs with a stinging butt as I didn't want our dear window cleaner to get an eyeful. Especially not with a red mark on my bum!