I loved victoria's secret as a budding kid

Ahhh, such fond memories of stealing my older sisters victoria secret catalogs. I was 8 years old when I first got a boner. Would spend countless hours flipping page through page, checking out all the lingerie and having heavy sex fantasies with the Brazilian models. "Oh yes *****, stick your shlong in me" I would narrate in my mind, over and over. I spent years pondering the greatest secret of the universe,"what is victoria's secret?" And how could I get some of it. Maybe it's that young boys such as yours truly would use it as softcore porn. Crusty pages, shame and hands that smelled like cured meats plagued my early childhood.