I Find Conspiracy Theories Interesting

Elon Musk, Trump, Hillary, Putin, Roseann Barr, the two mean face ladies from Cali, the lot of them. They are alien robots here to rule the human race. The overlords in the ships behind the Moon communicate and control them via satellites but the massive amount of space junk in orbit is causing interference in the signals and the alien robots are beginning to malfunction. This is why nothing make sense anymore and why every word spoken by the robots is either contradictory or nonsensical. It's our own fault for not cleaning up after ourselves in space.

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Mamapolo2016 · F

I am not at all sure I disagree. It would explain so much.

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GerOttman · 61-69, M

@GreensCornbreadYamz The skin? Yes the resemblance is obvious but they are warm blooded and omnivorous. It's the dark hidden truth which is most disturbing. They arrived almost 20,000 years ago and favored us as a species from the start. It could have been whales, or bison, or elephants, but they choose us. The fuel tanks are now almost full, only another thousand years tops and they will be ready to continue on. It takes a long time to replenish the water and trace elements by collecting comets and asteroids. Those fusion drives don't feed themselves. Neither do the aliens...

ImperialAerosolKidFromEP · 46-50, M

Musk has certainly given cause to have conspiracy theorists pay attention to him lately

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