I Can't Stand It When People Fight Over Religion

I'm the "Reverend" Watt deFalk (a clown [as they all are])
and I preach a Holy Trinity:
Father Reason, His loving Daughter Tolerance,
and the Holy Spirit known as
"How you worship or don't is none of my goddamn business!"
That Trinity can save the world!

I preach against preaching, and to any hoping I blow my brains out as the big finale, I apologize in advance for disappointing you.