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I'm sad I can't have a body pillow

I wanna go dig up a male corpse, cut it into pieces, stick it in the microwave one by one, sew it back together and stick it in my bed.😟
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WanderingThrough · 26-30, F
Oh……
WanderingThrough · 26-30, F
[@332555,Novascel] Most people would be afraid of becoming a corpse…😱
Novascel · M
[@589136,WanderingThrough] Now that I think about it maybe kidnapping is better
WanderingThrough · 26-30, F
[@332555,Novascel] Well, at least you came to a more reasonable conclusion. 😊
SatyrService · 100+, M
they smell you know...
DropTopDig · 90-99, M
[@332555,Novascel] BLEAH!!
Novascel · M
[@1185254,DropTopDig] Well I live in the middle of nowhere and there is a graveyard close by. Weren't you raised to use your resources instead of waste?😒
SatyrService · 100+, M
[@332555,Novascel] replace often.
and feed the dog
Starchild1983 · 36-40, F
[@332555,Novascel] maybe soak him in the tub that way you wouldn’t have to spend all that time cutting him up and sewing him back together again 🤔
Novascel · M
[@892169,Starchild1983] True....is very time consuming so sometimes I just dont put it back together at all and just pick up the parts in the morning after they fall out of bed
Starchild1983 · 36-40, F
[@332555,Novascel] seems messy.. I’m sure there’s a better way
You had your chance.. were through.
Benjr134 · 36-40, MVIP
Why a corpse?
Novascel · M
[@393199,Benjr134] I would but everytime they promise platonic cuddling they always want mooooarrr
sex is easier to get than cuddling
Benjr134 · 36-40, MVIP
[@332555,Novascel] Unfortunately, it’s true.
Benjr134 · 36-40, MVIP
[@332555,Novascel] I have the perfect idea. Though it could backfire. If you get a fully platonic cuddle you pay $40. If they try and make a move they pay you $140. 🤣😂
tk9999 · 41-45, M
That’s how Night of the Living Dead started…one of the versions anyway I’m sure…
mrlopez · 26-30, M
damn..i think you shouldn't post these thoughts..🤣 the fbi must have you on their list
Novascel · M
[@1161949,mrlopez] Does the fbi agent coming to arrest me also happen to be male with a firm chest?
mrlopez · 26-30, M
[@332555,Novascel] soft chest but he want you to sit on his chest
Novascel · M
[@1161949,mrlopez] I will taketh
EuphoricTurtle · 36-40, M
Avenged Sevenfold's "Little Piece of heaven" comes to mind 😆

[youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVjBCT2Lc94&ab_channel=AvengedSevenfold]
AlyAngel · F
I got a pregnancy pillow but it doesnt fit with me and hubby in our bed so I can only use it during nap time :[
Novascel · M
[@10260,AlyAngel] Aren't those things huge?😦
I wish i could get one but even my bed is too small for one of those
AlyAngel · F
[@332555,Novascel] yeah it takes up half my queen size bed lol
babydragon · 22-25, M
[c=800000]ummm🤔.... so how many do you have now?[/c]
Novascel · M
[@881582,babydragon] I had a life male specimen a month ago😢
babydragon · 22-25, M
[@332555,Novascel] [c=800000]and where is he now?[/c]
Novascel · M
[@881582,babydragon] In another state...👀

 
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