I Have a Crazy Family
DOG: *barking at absolutely nothing*
SISTER: Mom can't you throw a pillow?
MOM: Yeah, that's because it's my bad arm B*TCH!
SISTER: Wow. Okaay.
STEPDAD: This house is dysfunctional right down to the dog.
ME: Merry f*cking Christmas everyone.
SISTER: Mom can't you throw a pillow?
MOM: Yeah, that's because it's my bad arm B*TCH!
SISTER: Wow. Okaay.
STEPDAD: This house is dysfunctional right down to the dog.
ME: Merry f*cking Christmas everyone.